i had heard of this movie, Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People from one of patton oswalt's funniest standup routines (which is worth listening to here). while reading a cracked.com article today i found actual footage of the movie and it makes me want to pee my pants. i can't get enough.
Cracked describes the clip like this... Knives cannot defeat it! After the guy strikes the bed, we're treated to the slowest, dullest sequence in horror film history. There is some very subtle acting going on here, and by "subtle" we mean "almost comatose." At the sight of his dissolved hands, the "actor" summons up all the emotional devastation of a guy who just realized the pizza delivery man forgot the crazy bread. oh, boo.
and thus, enjoy DEATH BED: