alright internet, i can't take it anymore.
if one more fucking person comes here from googling geof manthorne or geof manthorne girlfriend i am going to lose my mind.
I DON'T KNOW GEOF MANTHORNE. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH HIM IN ANY WAY. I DO NOT HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE!
i watch ace of cakes, the show that he is on, pretty often. and i think he looks like mathieu amalric. that is all. i even wrote a message to him on their website letting them know that his marital status is a hot topic and can you please make your own freakin web page about it so people will stop coming here and being all disappointed.
so, person visiting me here from the search "does geoffrey manthorne have a girlfriend?" the answer is I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. but please feel free to stay here and read about dogs and jude and other random crap from my life, it would make me feel better.
ps: people who came here from searching "weird nudes archive" and "giant fat man big belly button" i don't have any of that either, just fyi. but i'm not sure i want you to stay.