jon and i are notoriously anti-hipster, which i wrote about extensively here. and though we live in hipster-central and have a lot of the unfortunate attributes of hipsters, we both like to think that it could never be true. several of our friends have suggested that by virtue of how much we HATE hipsters, we are, in fact, raising the King Hipster. and judging by his etsy toys, thermal old man pants, trendy hat, his love of the arcade fire, and tiny plaid pants, i'd say we might be at serious risk. oh well. King Hipster it is.