over the weekend jon and i were out somewhere with the jude running some errands. we had dashed out to the at&t store (CURSE YOU) to pick up a phone charger for jon because we had misplaced his regular charger and his phone had been dead for a week or two. (which, it turns out, i found his charger the next day in the basement on top of a box of hats. WTF? but you can bet your ass we'll be trying to return that car charger and save $30). anyway, we had dashed out to the at&t store partly to get the phone charger and partly because jon knew that at&t is right next to BW3s and he could totally talk me into some teryaki wings. jon went in to get the wings and i stayed in the car because jude had just fallen asleep. and we listened to some music in the dark while i checked twitter obsessively on the flying dutchman. and then for no reason jude woke himself up and he was completely inconsolable. so i crawled into the back seat and held him. but this was SO NOT ADEQUATE, WOMAN so eventually i gave up and nursed him in the back seat of the car. and it had been, i don't know, thirty minutes? a long ass time. but finally jon came out with the delicious and beloved wings and we drove home.
and, to get to the actual point of this story, while i was driving us back home i suddenly turned to jon and said, "i just forgot if i was wearing underwear. but yes, i am." and jon is all, what the hell?? because while i had been driving, piloting a vehicle going 60 miles an hour i had been thinking in my head, "hmmm, these jeans feel kind of stabby in the crotch area. am i wearing underwear? i don't know. i don't know! i was wearing underwear earlier and then i changed pants and... yes, i must still be wearing underwear. i never took the other ones off." aren't you glad i had to think that one through? but then not 5 minutes later i suddenly shouted out, "OH NO! i forgot to snap jude into his car seat!" and jon turned around and checked him out. and, no, he was strapped in just fine, like normal.
what i'm saying is, i think i'm a little tired right now.