couplemorehours asked on formspring: Tell me a joke!
well, i only know one joke. ...are you sure you're ready for this?
three hookers were sitting in a bar. they were passing the time, having some drinks and talking shop as ladies of the night are wont to do when the hours pass between the men in and out of their, uh, lives. in between discussing their many creams and pills and rates and techniques, they started to argue about who was the loosest.
"oh, i'm definitely the loosest," said the first hooker, "i can fit my entire fist up my dingo." and she beamed with pride. the other ladies snorted over their respective drinks.
the second hooker opened her gap-toothed maw into a hideous grin. "you're not the loosest! you see i can fit my whole arm up into my cavern of sorrows!" and she slammed down her mad dog. the first hooker looked nonplussed. she had been bested.
the third hooker had been watching their exchange quietly, biding her time.
she said nothing, and slipped over her stool.
....bad dum, dum.
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