dear myspace diary,
today i flew to la
when we got there we went to
we went to
we went to the
we also went to
being in LA-
very melodramatic song quotes
and the tawdry glitter of unreality
i'm sure this will be 70% accurate. it was also not as funny as it sounded in my head. but i'm in la right now, so i don't care if this post sucks. just look at these unicorn doodles i made for you and take solace in the fact that i probably haven't been murdered.
in other news, diary, here are many doodles of unicorns! over there, to the right! though i'm sure by now you've noticed them, and i noticed you noticing.
UNICRONS, I HAZ THEM.
i have illustrated for you the many things that i feel about unicorns. i feel that they are both magical and violent and have flowing hair and large, large nostrils. and ears in the shape of very crunchy leaves.
i also included a highly technical graph of these unicorns' magicalness versus unicoritude. for research purposes. i'm very professional. i'm going to run around and tell people i'm a statistician.
were i to have a journal to doodle in, this would be it, and this is what you would get to see. though for the official record this is on the tame-side for my doodles- they tend to veer wildly into the world of violence.
i rather hate the last one, but in his defense he is doing the samba. he could be a dapple or he could have chicken pox, that one's kind of up in the air. we shall call him fernando.
diary, i must confess, i've never been terribly fond of unicorns.