I attended the funeral of yet another dearly beloved friend who was in attendance on the joyous occasion of our wedding. That is the last time I can remember seeing her face. That makes four, four blank spots staring back out at me from our photos, which I no longer enjoy looking at in the slightest.
Please note: If you attended our wedding you should henceforth live your life with the understanding that you are knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door. Goof off accordingly. Thanks.
Please note: If you did not attend our most glorious wedding, GOOD FOR YOU.
1. Ate too many cookies and then swore off cookies forever.
2. Ate artichoke dip until I wanted to die and then swore off artichoke dip forever.
3. Ate more artichoke dip.
Happy new year.