beware the haunted universe

February 2, 2012

boy life

"MAMA! WATCH OUT! A scary ghost!"

"....A what?"

"....Do you hear that sound?"

"What sound?"

"BE QUIET. Don't wake up the scary ghost!"

"Uh, okay. Shhhhhh."

"SHHHHHHH. YOU NO GET IN MY CAR, GHOST."

"Can the ghost sit by me?"

"No. The ghost sits in dad's seat, for his seatbelt."

"Ghost safety, very important. What's the ghost's name?"

"..."

"Is it Hebert?"

"NO."

"Maxwell?"

"NO."

"Barthalemew?"

"NO. Scary ghost name GHOST. You a silly goose, mama. I no silly goose."

Okay then.

Have I mentioned that toddlers are amazing?
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