The 'pop I wrote this week, when I wasn't crying about the injustice of pool-noodles. I'm not really sure what that means, but what's WITH those things?!
Dear Kate Upton: You're not a "cow," and the people who called you that are assholes.
Chatterboxing the news! Oily Kardashian spawn, Firefly reunion, Eddie Murphy is ALIVE, important breaking revelations about Samuel L. Jackson, and more.
I think I might be going crazy.