roundup: where I've been when I'm not here

February 24, 2013

bad wolf day

Victoria’s Secret Model Cameron Russell Condemns Modeling In TED Talk: ‘It’s Not A Career Path’
If you are ever wondering if I have thinner thighs and shinier hair will I be happier, you just need to meet a group of models, because they have the thinnest thighs, and the shiniest hair, and the coolest clothes – and they are the most insecure people on the planet.

Hack The Planet: Burger King, Guy Fieri, & Jeep Hacked By Internet Pranksters This Week
There’s nothing quite like watching a corporate meltdown happening right before our eyes, even if their jokes are terrible and we have no idea what they’re talking about.

Life Advice For Lark Voorhies From ‘Saved By The Bell’: Stop Giving Interviews About How Crazy You Aren’t
Unfortunately for the former Lisa Turtle, going on television to tell everyone how crazy you aren’t is typically not the best way to look sane. Also, don’t make… that face.

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Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Pee In New Documentary, Smells Like “Shrimp On A Diaper”
Among the wide range of reasons we could choose to disapprove of Ke$ha, now she’s drinking her own urine because hey, otherwise you might try to steal it from her. Yeah. I know.

Justin Bieber And Rihanna Hooked Up – And Selena Gomez Is Not Happy About It
Unfortunately for poor, tiny-faced Selena Gomez, not only does she now have to reconcile the idea of boyfriend-boners past, but Justin and Rihanna may have been making magic sandwiches as recently as this past November when they were very, very alone, repeatedly, at length, deep inside the Hotel Giraffe. Oops?
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