can you hear my springasm from there?

April 22, 2013

I've been having an elicit, filthy love affair with this tree, for very obvious reasons, which came to a dramatic and unfortunate end last week when some asshole thunderstorm showed up and said, "But Jamie, I thought you were only in outdoor love with ME?" and I was all, "Sorry thrilling thunderstorm, you know I love anticipating your barometric pressure changes but that tree and I have something special for one week out of every twelve months and I'm not going to let you stand in the way of our special romance. Also I love lakes and trees not covered in blossoms, and scenic views and I'll get freaky with pretty much any sunrise ever. So, you know. It's not like we're exclusive." And then the thunderstorm flipped out in a jealous rage and was all, "I WILL DESTROY YOU, BEAUTIFULLY FLOWERING TREE." And then it did. The end.

Nature really needs to get a grip.

spring flowers
spring tree bloom
BLAZAM flowering tree
tree flowers
flowering willow

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